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Killer take out! by hansbrown-77 Killer take out! by hansbrown-77
Battle of the fast food mascots
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Given 2012-03-25
Killer take out! by ~hansbrown-77 illustrates a whole other side to Ronald McDonald! I'm Lovin' It! ( Featured by DomiSM )
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cheriakita7 Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2012
this
is
not
a
joke!
carry
on
reading!
or
you
will
die,
even
if
you
only
looked
at
the
word
warning!


ONCE
THERE
WAS
A
LITTLE
GIRL
CALLED
CLARISSA,
SHE
WAS
10
YEARS
OLD
AND
SHE
LIVED
IN
A
MENTAL
HOSPITAL,
BEACUSE
SHE
KILLED
HER
MUM
AND
DAD.








SHE
GOT
SO
BAD
SHE
STARTED
TO
KILL
ALL
THE
STAFF
IN
THE
HOSPITAL
SO
THE
GOVERMENT
DECIDED
THAT
THE
BEST
IDEA
WAS
TO
GET
RID
OF
HER
SO
THEY
SET
UP
A
SPECIAL
ROOM
TO
KILL
HER,
AS
HUMANE
AS
POSSIBLE
BUT
IT
WENT
RONG
THE
MACHINE
THEY
WERE
USEING
WENT
WRONG.








AND
SHE
WAS
SAT
THERE
IN
AGONY
FOR
HOURS
UNTILL
SHE
FINALLY
DIED.








NOW
EVERY
WEEK
ON
THE
DAY
OF
HER
DEATH
SHE
RETURNS
TO THE
PERSON
THAT
READS
THIS
LETTER,
ON
A
MONDAY
NIGHT
AT
12:00
SHE
KREEPS
INTO
YOUR
ROOM
AND
KILLS
YOU,
BUT
SLOWLY
AND
PAINFULLY
SLOWLY
CUTTING
DIFFRENT
PARTS
OF
UR
BODY
THEN
WATCHES
YOU
BLEED
TO
DEATH
IF
YOU
DONT
SEND
THIS
TO
20
PEOPLE
BY
MIDNIGHT
SHELL
BE
COMEING
TO KILL
YOU!
SEND
IT
SO
SHE
HAS
ANOTHER
LOAD
OF
PEOPLE
TO
GET
AND
FORGETS
ABOUT
YOU
DONT
BELVE ME
HEY?

EXAMPLE
1:
JENNY
DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW.









EXAMPLE
2:
TOM
ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW RONG WAS HE! HE DIED THE NEXT NIGHT ON MONDAY AND ILL TELL YA NOW IT WASNT PRETTY(JUST CUZ HE SENT FIVE HE DIDNT COMPLETE THE TASK)

EXAMPLE
3:
JOEANNA
SENT IT TO 19 PEOPLE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS WRONG SHE DIED THAT NIGHT ON A MONDAY AND ONCE AGAIN IT WASNT
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XPhoenix-FlightX Featured By Owner May 20, 2012  Student General Artist
Heh heh.... Ronald looks just like Gamzee.... When he's sober.
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Drakatha Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I'm lovin' it.
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Blackrockshota Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
This is why people became afraid of clowns.
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JamesyHeap Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
twisted lol nice
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ReygarFaust Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012  Professional Photographer
Beautiful work! I love you!
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:icondigilante2012:
digilante2012 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2012
Ran ran ru
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AllStar12 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2012  Student General Artist
Reminds me of sober gamzee :D
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:iconrottingbeefcarcasses:
RottingBeefCarcasses Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hahaha Ronnie finally snapped and cut the head off that jerk CEO. Nice concept haha :))
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Tenkafurrywolf Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
...jizzed in my pants
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kliopadraberenice Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
That is a reason why I am scare of clowns
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:icondj-jj:
DJ-JJ Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Student General Artist
Noooo! :(
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:iconmileniakitsuvee:
MileniaKitsuvee Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"I'm lovin' it!"

*shot

But really this is creepy/crazy haha XD
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:iconpuck-dragon:
Puck-Dragon Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My initial though -> :iconhatchetmanplz:
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:iconrosiea:
RosieA Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Professional General Artist
Oh Colonel Sanders no!
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InMyLeftMind Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Student General Artist
Aw man, my sister works at KFC. :(
And I knew that Ronald McDonald was too good to be true.
Great job! Pure genius... Evil genius, that is. :mwahaha:
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:icontokiohotelgermangirl:
Sorry for the Homestuck reference but it looks like Gmazee holding Tavros's head.
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96blackarrow Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012   Digital Artist
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEAAAAAHHH >;D
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chillgirl101 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Up next... the BURGER KING...
:iconheplz:
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:iconrempage:
rempage Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
WOW! That is AWESOME, but so morbid XD
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londonpen Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012
lol never liked ronald mcdonald anyway
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CadextheCyndaquil Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Student Digital Artist
oh ok im just guna walk away now
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theAmethyst002 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012
ran ran ruuuu!!!
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xela145 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lolol
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DumbleDoraDaExplorer Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Of course Ronald would win. Awesome XD
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:iconelemental699:
Elemental699 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I knew ronald would snap one day XD
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:iconguiltyflare:
GuiltyFlare Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012
i always knew one day the kernel would get whats coming to him
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insober Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Student General Artist
i asked the cashier at mcdonald's once (kinda recently) if i could hire ronald mcdonald to attend my birthday party but she seemed to think it was a really bad idea
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Sunnycat17 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Student Digital Artist
:iconwhysoseriousplz: really?
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vampirefrootloopsrul Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Holy crud! I am never going to see mcdonalds or KFC the same again. And theres a micky D's right by my house! *shiver* creepy... but AWESOME!
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Twilight-Venom Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
this wouldnt have anything to do with that ronald gigas glitch on mother would it
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Rosirika Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hahahaha xD
Awesome Work!
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:iconwesternman:
westernman Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012
Clever and artsy!
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:iconchaoticgirl:
chaoticgirl Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012
i always knew that clown was evil lol
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:iconthedarkneon:
TheDarkNeon Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Wrong mascot. it's supposed to be the King.
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tgbabysgirls12 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012
O_____O :iconscaredplz: LMFAO!!! someone's related to Pennywise the clown!! xD
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SnowblindOtter Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Long ago, Burger King and Dairy Queen got married, and they had a son and daughter they named Wendy and Carls Jr. One day he got upset, so they got him a Jack-In-The-Box that kept him entertained for his teenage years. When he was old enough, he enlisted in the army and fought in the bloody crusades under Colonel Sanders as they struggled to over-throw the evil Ronald McDonald and save the fabled Olive Garden. After a surprise alliance with Long-John Silver's company, they were victorious, so on the way back they celebrated by raiding some Churches.

Above quote copyright *ShaydetheDragon
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BaconRainbow Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconfreeinternetplz:
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SnowblindOtter Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol
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BaconRainbow Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconfacebooklikeplz:
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SnowblindOtter Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:icondragoninsane:
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BaconRainbow Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconohyeahplz:
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SnowblindOtter Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconjhallpokemon:
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BaconRainbow Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
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BengaliDalPuri Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Troll lolz
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LadyTakara Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!! and the title of the work is so appropriate
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Bonnie-Lizzie Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OMG I love your icon! XD
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LadyTakara Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hahaha... thank you. it think the daruma in mononoke-hime are so cute!!!! so many of my japanese friends tell me they are scary though. Its quite strange i think. there is no way they could be scary!!!!!!!!!
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Bonnie-Lizzie Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I know right, they're just so adorable XD
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ArtIsLife666 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012
I knew there was a reason I didn't trust McDonalds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
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